Listen, I’m finna be talking about the appropriate way to pick up the ladies. First of all, get out of those piece of crap articles of cloth you call clothes, and put on something that’s actually nice, you freaking fluffer. Second, clean up and shave that rat’s nest of a beard before the birds come a flockin’. Lastly, wipe out that gank gunk in your eyes so you can read what I’m writing to you, so you can finally bring a female back home to your poor excuse of a mother. Now, I’m going to try and explain this to you the easiest way possible so even your feeble brain can comprehend. Kay? Kay. The whole point of this post is going to be to get your lanky butt a female companion so that you can stop calling your hand, your girlfriend. Also, I don’t want you bringing back some troll of a girl home just because she has the parts. Take your spine out of your mom’s purse, wipe that cheeto cheese off your poor excuse of a torso, and leave the house to get some chicks. After reading this fantastic compilation of notes, soon in no time even your nerdy behind will be bringing home smokin’ models. As long as you obey my guidelines, and clean your sorry butt up, you will be one step closer to losing that “card”. If this doesn’t work for you, then clearly you were far too gone already and might as well go play some Pokémon tournaments you hot dog loving hag. Anyways, the main thing here is that you’re finally going to get some chicks on your lap. Just don’t get so excited that you pop you sick boon.
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hahahahah this was a funny post TAY this is a good way to pic up girls.
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ReplyDeletewell what i can say about this post is that it will draw many geeks who still havent got the chance to be with a lady. i like how you used your words in a child type playboy book. Also some of the words you used were very interesting to me. so like i said im sure you going to have some 30 year old guy who has nothing todo with this school start to read your blogs.
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Haha wow! Thats funny! Taylor dont you kno its only our generation thats got them skillz to get girls? lol
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