Reflection

This process was pretty easy and highly entertaining throughout the whole blog posting excursion. I didn't really have trouble with anything. This is most likely the final post for this blog, so I will recap everything that I have talked about. I have to make sure you have memorized all of my lesson, so that you don't go and butcher my teachings. These teachings have worked for better men than you, and even some women. Anyways, you just have to remember to keep clean, look sharp, be funny, and be confident. Those are the main things. You can also add your own spin to anything, be also remember to NOT use pickup lines. They don't work unless you are a master. They would only work if you are funny enough to pull them off... Which is highly unlikely because you wouldn't be reading this if you were that good. Continuing on, you also have to find a style that suits you. You can't be a tiny little lanky guy wearing muscle shirts. Find something that works for you. Also, stay up on pop culture so that you can always have a topic to talk about with your girl. Remember all the rules, and make this work. So, now that we have recapped, and you have all of the knowledge. Fulfill your duty, and be a man. Do work.

The best game ever...

Taking a short break from the usual topic of women and how to pick them up; I'm going to talk about the greatest game ever created... Runescape.
I currently have a level 87 warrior, who is almost level 88. My guy is legit. I'm killing stuff that is way higher level than me. I was taking out Black Demon's that are level 172. Runescape has a multitude of skills to level up, thus expanding your play time. The game also has multiple quest to go on to extend your play time even more. You can either play free, or become a member by paying five dollars a month. I am a member because paying five dollars a month is definitely worth it. You get a huge amount of benefits including better weapons, and more skils to level up in. I play a lot with my cousin Eric who is a level 76 ranger. We make a pretty good team. This game hs over 800 hours of play time, and thousands of things to do while you play, ensuring that you never get bored whilst playing. If I were to recommend the best game ever to play, I would recommend Runescape. On a grading scale from 1-10, it would be a 13. Thus concludes my rant. ENDGAME.

Interview with Justin Bryant

Today, I will be interviewing Justin Bryant about his opinions on the best possible way to pick up women. I will be asking questions that shall most likely yield... great results from Justin. So, read more to see what happened.

1. Q: Justin, what do you think is the most important tool in the game of picking up women?
A: "Being funny."

2. Q: What do you think is of least importance?
A: "Pick up lines."

3. Q: If you could change one thing about yourself in order to become better at picking up women, what would it be?
A: "A better phsyique."

4. Q: What would be the thing about yourself that you would never change?
A: "My personality."

5. Q: What is the perfect girl in your opinion?
A: "Nice body, good face, good personality."

6. Q: What is the worst girl possible in your opinion?
A: "GRENADES."

7. Q: What is your ideal first date?
A:  "Take her out to dinner and a movie."

8. Q: What is the worst first date imaginable?
A: "Take her to the pool when she can't swim."

9. Q: What do you think that women look for in a man?
A: "The way that a man carries himself."

10. Q: Do you believe in the "grading scale"?
A: "yes,firmly because we need to have an idea on how attractive they are."

So, as you can see this interview has been interesting at the least. I have thanked Justin for his support in this interview, and I thank you for reading it. This has been an interview with Justin Bryant about his opinions on "The Game." Please enjoy.


http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=6314686n

Reviewing "Looking Good: For Guys'

So I recently read a book called "Looking Good: For Guys" which helped me articulate what to say to you men who are having girl problems. This book is compiled with information on how to look good for women, thus helping you move one step closer to getting that girl. The book talks about how you should be clean, well groomed, and stylish. This includes showering every day, a nice haircut, and fashionable clothes. You need to look good, and smell nice if you want to meet a girl. Girls want a guy thats attractive looking, not nasty and smelly. The book was not very long, but definitely worth the read, and I highly suggest that you read it if you want to succeed.

Altman, Douglas. Looking Good: For Guys. Vero Beach, Fl 32964: Rourke Publications Inc., 1989. N. 

pag. Print.

Lets review...

Okay. Now that we have gone through the basics of picking up women, you can now develop your own style and method. Seduction is an art, and it takes practice to become a master. Let's review the essentials though. First of all, you're going to need to bring confidence to the table. Confidence is key. Second, you're going to need to develop a sense of humor if you don't already have one. Women want to laugh. Third, you need to look nice. Depending on how attractive you already are, you're going to need a variety of nice clothes. Those are the three basic essentials. You're going to need to master all three of the basics to at least begin to scrape the surface of the fine art of picking up women. Once you have mastered the basics, you can now move on to advanced techniques, and begin to take risks. My personal method is a risky mix of hilarity and seriousness, while also showing a sentimental side. This makes the woman feel more comfortable and lets them open up, thus allowing you to accomplish your goal a lot easier. Find your style, and create your own method to picking up women. Now, you know the basics, and can begin your journey to take a woman home. No more Friday nights alone. No more telling your mom lies about women. No more being a loser. Now, you can be a man. Just remember everything I've taught you, and you will succeed. LATER LOSER.

How to pick up women.

Okay. Picking up women is quite simple. "Women want a man with steel balls." - http://www.menshealth.com/mhlists/pick_up_women_with_confidence/index.php

This is true. Confidence is key when picking up women. All you need to pick up women is confidence. Don't worry about the outcome of what she'll say. Just be calm and collected and have fun. Don't instantly compliment her on her looks either, even if she has the most beautiful eyes you've ever seen in your life. You can tell her that later. Much later. Compliments on clothes may work sometimes, but don't bank on that. Make her smile, and laugh, and you're a shoe in. Women just want to have fun. Be friendly, but also make your point clear. You want her. Don't be so friendly that you're instantly in the friend zone. No man wants to be there. Also, never use pick up lines. The best way to start a conversation is with a smile, and making them laugh. As long as you have confidence, you will usually get the girl. Just don't over do it. "This desire is evolutionary. Females want someone who's not going to run from a fight, a man who is confident in his ability to provide and protect." - http://www.menshealth.com/mhlists/pick_up_women_with_confidence/index.php
Simply put, confidence gets the girl. So if you want to be more attractive to women, show your bravado. But I don't mean by pounding your chest or the drunk at the end of the bar. You don't have to be a wiseguy to make yourself instantly irresistible.- http://www.menshealth.com/mhlists/pick_up_women_with_confidence/index.php

Self-confidence is extremely sexy to a woman. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that, more than a man's good looks and more than his gentlemanly manner, confidence is the trigger trait that makes a woman want you.- http://www.menshealth.com/mhlists/pick_up_women_with_confidence/index.php


And that's how you get the girl.

A brief history of women.

"The Old English wifman meant "female human""-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woman

So listen. I am here to educate you on the history of women. Having this knowledge in your cranial inventory will further help you and your poor excuse for “game”, reel in that shark of a woman. A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, there was a man named Adam, and from his rib was created Eve. This is how the “woman” came to be. From then on, there was woman; right by man’s side. Staying home to prepare him lunches, and doing the dirty laundry and dishes. Women were always loyal to men, and men loved women. They loved everything that came along with women as well. As man would not be complete without women. Soon though, there was trouble in paradise as a great tragedy occurred in the world of man. In 1972, a vile amendment was passed through congress called the Equal Rights Amendment or Amendment 19, which gave women equal rights to man. Now women could vote, get jobs, and even think on their own. As you can see, it was now becoming more difficult in the world of man to attract a female because they were getting smarter. Now men really had to step up their game, and be smart about how they attracted a mate. Luckily though, in most careers men still earn more money than women, so we can still attract them by playing the “big money card.” Soon women will become entirely equal to men, and only the strongest will survive. Many scrawny bloodlines will die out, because they couldn’t attract a girl. This is why I am helping you. I must help save the male population of the world somehow, and teaching even the nerdiest of men to get women is the way to go. So, always bring you’re A-Game, and get the girl. Confidence is key. Now go man up.  

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